Saloons Fight Over Delirious Customer
A macabre little joke about Virginia saloonkeepers squabbling for credit after a man's delirium tremens turned holy.
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Burlington Weekly Free Press · February 18, 1876 · Page 1
1 min readIt is said that a Virginia man, who has lately had delirium tremens, saw angels instead of snakes, and now all the saloons in the place where he lives are fighting over the honor of having sold him his whiskey.
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