On the Premature Eulogies for Gordon
A tart editorial reminder that premature obituaries for General Gordon, still unconfirmed dead, left little left to say should he actually perish.
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Burlington Weekly Free Press · February 20, 1885 · Page 4
1 min readPerhaps, if Gordon is not dead, as some of our contemporaries insist on believing, it would be just as well to moderate a little the quantity and strength of the eulogies pronounced upon him. There should be some economy in ante-mortem obituaries; for they leave very little to be said when a man does actually die.
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