Did Know About That
A brief marital jest from the Cincinnati Enquirer, poking fun at a husband's lecture on the money market.
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Rock Island Argus · May 7, 1898 · Page 1
1 min read&Quot;The money market," Mr. Wallace began with that superior air a man assumes when he talks of public questions to his wife, "the money market—"
"Which reminds me," Mrs. Wallace interrupted.
"Reminds you of what, woman?"
"That you haven't given me the market money yet."—Cincinnati Enquirer.
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